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Alasse

Alasse is one of those Pacific Northwest brands that feels like a friend who always knows exactly what to say — equal parts clever, a little bold, and completely unforgettable. Their greeting cards are sharp, funny, and refreshingly honest, made for the moments when you want to skip the generic and give something that actually sounds like you.

We love Alasse because their collection captures what we do best at Millstream: thoughtful gifting with personality. Whether you’re celebrating, comforting, roasting (lovingly), or raising a glass to someone’s big day, these cards bring a smart sense of humor that hits just right. The designs are simple and clean, letting the punchline shine, and the messages are the kind people save, re-read, and pin to the fridge.

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Hang On To Your Balls, Here Come The HolidaysHang On To Your Balls, Here Come The Holidays
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In Dog Years You'd Be Dead
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I Need You Like I Need To Poop After Coffee
Happy Anniversary (Otters)
I Love You More Than The Dog (well, almost)
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What The Cluck
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I Love You More Than French Fries
Tis the Season for Day DrinkingTis the Season for Day Drinking
Well Shit (cat)
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I Like You Because You're Trashy
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I Hope You Have A Killer Birthday
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Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit!
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This Year Was Nuts
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Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
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Seagull with French Fries Sticker
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Happy Birthday You Spring Chicken
Mine.
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I Will Always Be Younger Than You Greeting Cards
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Age Gets Better With Wine Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
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Seagull with Pizza Sticker
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Merry Christmas (cookie rat)Merry Christmas (cookie rat)
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I'd Be Crabby Without You Greeting Card
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Hey Gullfriend
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Happy Holidays bitch!
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Gull Father's Day Card
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At This Age We Are All Just Here For the Wine Greeting Card
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You Still Look Young (From Very Far Away) Greeting Card
You Look Good For Being That Old
You Are My Home
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Slow Down These Birthdays Are Really Starting To Add Up
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Party Like You Don't Have All Those Wrinkles
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Oldie But A Goodie That's You Now Greeting Card
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good news, now you don't have to worry about dying young
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Get Well, I'm Going To Need Attention Soon
Over the Hill Birthday Greeting Card
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Lets Do This Forever Greeting Cards
Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!
Well Shit Seagull Greeting Card
Welcome To the Prehistoric Age Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Deer
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Congratulations! You Have Now Reached the Age Where the...
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Stop Counting Up the Years and Start Adding Up the Senior...
Merci of Whatever Greeting Card
Cheers To My Best Bitch On Her Birthday
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Cat with Tea Sticker
You're A Hoot Greeting Cards
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Squirrel with Tea Cup Sticker
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Seagull with Toilet Paper Sticker