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Alasse

Alasse is one of those Pacific Northwest brands that feels like a friend who always knows exactly what to say — equal parts clever, a little bold, and completely unforgettable. Their greeting cards are sharp, funny, and refreshingly honest, made for the moments when you want to skip the generic and give something that actually sounds like you.

We love Alasse because their collection captures what we do best at Millstream: thoughtful gifting with personality. Whether you’re celebrating, comforting, roasting (lovingly), or raising a glass to someone’s big day, these cards bring a smart sense of humor that hits just right. The designs are simple and clean, letting the punchline shine, and the messages are the kind people save, re-read, and pin to the fridge.

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Sold outHang On To Your Balls, Here Come The HolidaysHang On To Your Balls, Here Come The Holidays
Happy Anniversary (Otters)
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In Dog Years You'd Be Dead
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I Need You Like I Need To Poop After Coffee
I Love You More Than The Dog (well, almost)
Sold outTis the Season for Day DrinkingTis the Season for Day Drinking
Sold outHo Ho Ho Holy Shit!
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Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit! Sale price$4.99
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Sold outThis Year Was Nuts
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This Year Was Nuts Sale price$4.99
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Well Shit (cat)
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Well Shit (cat) Sale price$4.99
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Sold outSeagull with French Fries Sticker
I Love You More Than French Fries
What The Cluck
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What The Cluck Sale price$4.99
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Mine.
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Mine. Sale price$4.99
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Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
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I Hope You Have A Killer Birthday
Sold outSeagull with Pizza Sticker
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Sold outMerry Christmas (cookie rat)Merry Christmas (cookie rat)
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Sold outOn saleHappy Holidays bitch!
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Happy Holidays bitch! Sale priceFrom $4.99
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Sold outGull Father's Day Card
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Sold outSlow Down These Birthdays Are Really Starting To Add Up
I Will Always Be Younger Than You Greeting Cards
I Like You Because You're Trashy
Sold outGet Well, I'm Going To Need Attention Soon
You Look Good For Being That Old
Happy Birthday You Spring Chicken
Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!
You Are My Home
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You Are My Home Sale price$4.99
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Age Gets Better With Wine Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
I'd Be Crabby Without You Greeting Card
Sold outStop Counting Up the Years and Start Adding Up the Senior...
Lets Do This Forever Greeting Cards
Happy Birthday Deer
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Happy Birthday Deer Sale price$4.99
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Sold outCat with Tea Sticker
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You Still Look Young (From Very Far Away) Greeting Card
Sold outSquirrel with Tea Cup Sticker
Welcome To the Prehistoric Age Greeting Card
Sold outSeagull with Toilet Paper Sticker
Party Like You Don't Have All Those Wrinkles
Over the Hill Birthday Greeting Card
Oldie But A Goodie That's You Now Greeting Card
Merci of Whatever Greeting Card
Hey Gullfriend
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Hey Gullfriend Sale price$4.99
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good news, now you don't have to worry about dying young
Sold outChicken in a Teacup Sticker
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At This Age We Are All Just Here For the Wine Greeting Card
You've Been A Good Boy
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You're A Hoot Greeting Cards
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Sold outThanks for Nothing Greeting Cards