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Alasse

Alasse is one of those Pacific Northwest brands that feels like a friend who always knows exactly what to say — equal parts clever, a little bold, and completely unforgettable. Their greeting cards are sharp, funny, and refreshingly honest, made for the moments when you want to skip the generic and give something that actually sounds like you.

We love Alasse because their collection captures what we do best at Millstream: thoughtful gifting with personality. Whether you’re celebrating, comforting, roasting (lovingly), or raising a glass to someone’s big day, these cards bring a smart sense of humor that hits just right. The designs are simple and clean, letting the punchline shine, and the messages are the kind people save, re-read, and pin to the fridge.

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Hang On To Your Balls, Here Come The HolidaysHang On To Your Balls, Here Come The Holidays
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In Dog Years You'd Be Dead
Happy Anniversary (Otters)
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I Need You Like I Need To Poop After Coffee
I Love You More Than The Dog (well, almost)
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What The Cluck
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Well Shit (cat)
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I Love You More Than French Fries
Tis the Season for Day DrinkingTis the Season for Day Drinking
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I Like You Because You're Trashy
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I Hope You Have A Killer Birthday
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Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit!
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This Year Was Nuts
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Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
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Seagull with French Fries Sticker
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Happy Birthday You Spring Chicken
Mine.
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I Will Always Be Younger Than You Greeting Cards
You Look Good For Being That Old
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Age Gets Better With Wine Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
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Welcome To the Prehistoric Age Greeting Card
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Seagull with Pizza Sticker
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Merry Christmas (cookie rat)Merry Christmas (cookie rat)
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I'd Be Crabby Without You Greeting Card
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Hey Gullfriend
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Happy Holidays bitch!
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Gull Father's Day Card
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At This Age We Are All Just Here For the Wine Greeting Card
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You Still Look Young (From Very Far Away) Greeting Card
You Are My Home
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Slow Down These Birthdays Are Really Starting To Add Up
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Party Like You Don't Have All Those Wrinkles
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Oldie But A Goodie That's You Now Greeting Card
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good news, now you don't have to worry about dying young
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Get Well, I'm Going To Need Attention Soon
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Cheers To My Best Bitch On Her Birthday
Over the Hill Birthday Greeting Card
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Lets Do This Forever Greeting Cards
Happy Birthday Deer
Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!Fill Your Heart with the Joy of Giving... Mine!
Well Shit Seagull Greeting Card
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Congratulations! You Have Now Reached the Age Where the...
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All Hail The Birthday Queen
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Stop Counting Up the Years and Start Adding Up the Senior...
Merci of Whatever Greeting Card
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Cat with Tea Sticker
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You've Aged Well Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
You're A Hoot Greeting Cards